Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

This week, the girls over at GTT are wanting to know what we’d do with a $100 and the power of internet shopping.

Because I like the variety, the price and the whole dealing with only one shipping department thing, I would probably head over to Amazon.com first.

So first, I’d invest in a gallon of Frank’s Red Hot Sauce. ($15) Yeah, slightly odd. But we go through that stuff like water. And there is NOTHING more aggravating than being drunk and wanting a snack, reaching for the Frank’s, and realizing you’re OUT.

So I still have $85. Good.

So I’d pick up the second season of True Blood, for $40. We’re on a free-TV-only plan (no cable or dish! The horrors!) right now, but I miss Sookie. And Bill. Mostly Bill. For the record though? In the books, I lusted fully over Eric. But for the television show, I think the actor (Stephen Moyer) they cast for Bill is more my type, physically.

~swoons~

Anyway, erm, where was I?

Oh yeah, $45 left to spend.

I’m thinking that after that vampire porn picture, I might need to pick up some KY Your’s and Mine lube. ($15)This stuff? Is awesome. Usually I weigh the fun of lube vs. the mess it seems to create. (Don’t tell me it’s never crossed YOUR mind!(please?)) But when the husband grabs this out of the stash? There’s no decision making. It’s game on. Every. Time.

And then I’d go buy Left 4 Dead 2 with my last bit of cash.

Because nothing tops off a night of spicy food, vampire porn and hot sex quite like hunting down zombies from the comfort of your couch.

Love and kisses,