WARNING: The contents of this post of are explicit in nature. It is not suitable for work and it is not suitable for children. Thanks again to the hosts of BlogHer@Home for giving me the opportunity to write about what I love to do most.

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I need a crown to go with my pearl necklace because after all I am a queen.

A blow job queen.

The first time I heard what a blow job was I didn’t scrunch up my face and scream “Ewww gross!” I was fascinated. So I looked it up in the World Book Encyclopedia and was disappointed when I found nothing about blow jobs. I had been under the illusion that those beautiful books contained everything I ever wanted to know, but it wasn’t until a few years later when I was thirteen that I would finally get to see what a blow job was all about. No, I didn’t start giving blow jobs then, that came a few years later, but my best friend Stacy and I did discover her dad’s porn collection and that was an eye opener.

A few years later I did finally get to give head and ya know, I probably wasn’t very good at it, but I don’t think he noticed. He was new to blow jobs himself and was probably just happy to have a girl willing to stick his dick in her mouth. For the next few years my highschool sweetheart’s dick was training ground for years to come.

Giving good head I don’t think comes naturally, it takes practice. Lots and lots of practice. Through the years I have perfected my skills. I like giving head. I get off on it. Nothing makes me cum faster than knowing my husband is about to blow and is screaming to a God he doesn’t believe in. There is a certain kind of power you have over a man when you have his manhood in your mouth, near your teeth. They are vulnerable, and you have the ability to give them much pleasure or pain.

So today I am going to give you some tips on how to give great head. Giving great head doesn’t mean you have to swallow or deep throat your partner. Most men could care less about either one of those things. Though I will warn you that if you are doing everything right, and you become a blow job queen like myself, be prepared to spit or swallow.

First, the number one thing you need to know about giving a good blow job is enthusiasm. You have to be excited about doing it, or your partner needs to think you are excited about doing it. I am of the opinion that this is not something you should fake – you either like sucking the dick or you don’t. If sucking dick is not for you, learn how to give a mind blowing hand job. Giving good head though has a lot to do with attitude, being sexy, and being excited about being with your partner after that,  it’s all about technique.

Second thing you need to know about giving good head is that the wetter it is the better. There are two ways to go about this. One way is to use a lubricant and the second  is to lube it up yourself with your saliva. Slobber up and down the shaft. Use your tongue to get things wet. Pretend you are licking a giant lollipop and just can’t wait to get to the center of it. Take the entire shaft in your mouth and build up a lot of spit with your tongue, enticing and teasing from the base up. Don’t worry about any slobbering or wet noise you may make while you are doing this. Your man will not even notice!

The next key to making this a mind blowing experience is to use your hands. You may not be able too or may not want to take the entire penis into your mouth but you can still give attention to the whole thing. This is where having a really wet dick is going to come in handy. While the head is in your mouth you can grip the base of the penis with your hand and in a twisting like motion massage it. You are going to want to be firm, but not to firm. Dude will let you know if its too tight I can guarantee. You can also give the illusion that you are taking the whole penis into your mouth by making a fist around the shaft of the penis and making sure it is pulled right up to your mouth. When you go up and down with your mouth, you do the same with your hand.

One of the things I do when giving head, is that I am constantly changing it up. I don’t just do the same thing over and over again. You don’t just want to suck the dick, you want to tease it. You want to lick it. You want to flick your tongue all around the head, sometimes at the same time you are sucking it. Kiss it, gently rake your teeth over it, and change the amount of suction you have when sucking it. Not only do you want to change the strength of your suck but the timing of it too. Take long deep sucks, teasing with your tongue and change to quick rapid ones. Pull off the shaft and kiss the inner thigh, lick the balls, or while sucking him off massage the area just behind his balls. There is no certain order to doing any of this, it’s really up to you and you will be able to take cues from your man on by the sounds he makes by what he likes most.

The time will come to finish your man off. You can go about this in a variety of ways. For one, once you decide you are going to finish him off in your mouth you are going to suck on him rhythmically, keeping the same pace. If you cup one of your hands around his balls you will be able to tell when he is about to cum. You will feel them begin to tighten up and this is when you are going to move at a faster pace. As you begin to feel him cum, take his dick in your mouth all the way down to the base and slow the sucking down as he shoots off down your throat, either that or pull the dick out of your mouth QUICK!  If you are not wanting him to cum in your mouth, I suggest at some point mounting him and riding him to the finish line. You can always just pull off and scream FUCK ME at him and I am sure he will be obliged to do so in any fashion.

So far I have not had any complaints in the blow job department, so where is my crown? I think Mr. K owes me one with sparkly diamonds after seventeen years of getting great head. I am not sure if these techniques will work for you like they have for me, the key is to respect your partner and have an open line of communication. Let your partner know what you like or don’t like and be sure to take the same cues from them.

This post would not be complete without a GIVEAWAY!!! I would like to thank the people of KY for sponsoring my post today on BlogHer@Home and providing TWO very lucky readers the chance to win a prize pack of their Yours+Mine products. Winners will receive the NEW K-Y KISSABLE SENSATIONS but also a K-Y YOURS+MINE lubricant.

To Enter: In the comments below let me know if you think I deserve a crown. For an additional entry leave your own tip for giving great head. A winner will be announced next Thursday, same time and place, so you have until Wednesday to get your entries in.

Last Weeks Winners!!! Random.org picked out no. 28 and no. 1. Congratulations Kimberly and Jenni!!!

Kimberly:

I am sitting at work dying!
Ok, we did it standing up on a bike path in the ditch…we could hear people biking by us…Those were the days sigh prebaby ;)

Jenni Williams:

oh boy.
before kids, the movie theater. really. standing up, in a movie theater.

after kids, in the kitchen while the kids were in the tub. (Before someone thinks I am neglectful they are 5,7,9)

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