When Kim asked us if she could do a fabulous sexy giveaway for all the BHAH people we said “Uh…well of course!”
Warning:  This post talks about sex and so probably isn’t safe for work or kids.  Your boyfriend / girlfriend / husband / wife / significant-other may thank you after you read it though…

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I like quickies and nooners and the I hope we don’t get caught by the kids sex. You know the sex with your clothes half off, hard and fast, your hair gets mussed up, and then ten minutes later you reappear all flushed and acting like nothing ever happened. And let me just say, having five kids has made me the queen of quickies. I know how to get in the perfect position and pull my man right into me to where there is instant access to the G-spot, so its easy for me to get what I want within a small time frame.

One of the thrilling things about the quickie is finding a place to do it. I think me and Mr. K have done it just about everywhere, before and after kids. There isn’t a room in this house that hasn’t been christened and since having kids I am very grateful for that big walk in closet that we have. But there is something to be said for foreplay.

I’ll admit, there has been a lot more quickies and nooners in the past thirteen years than there has been long sexual sessions with lots of foreplay. However since my hysterectomy, foreplay is where it is at. I need a little extra, okay, sometimes a lot extra to get me going, it just depends and there is nothing better than adding something extra to those long love making sessions. Things you often can’t get into when you are getting fucked in the laundry room while the kids are watching cartoons.

So when K-Y contacted me about reviewing their new YOURS+MINE KISSABLE SENSATIONS I was game. Getting Mr. K into the game though was an entirely different story. My husband is not as adventurous as I am, and he is not a fan of mixing stuff from the kitchen in with stuff that goes on in the bedroom. He is perfectly fine with fucking on the kitchen table as long as all the food is put away. However, he can be persuaded to go along with my little experiments and this wasn’t exactly food, it was just a flavored body product to be licked, kissed and sucked off the body, and well, that is what sold him. I mean what man is not into getting licked and sucked right?

The new K-Y YOURS+MINE KISSABLE SENSATIONS for the Body comes in two different flavors for him and her, decadent chocolate and refreshing strawberry. I believe the flavors can be for either him or her, and personally I thought the decadent chocolate flavor tasted and smelled better than the refreshing strawberry. I think this is just a personal preference. Unlike some flavored body products that you might pick up at a sex shop, these products did not have a strong odor and did not burn or give a tingling sensation on the body or on the mouth. They can also be used with other K-Y products from the YOURS+MINE collection or INTENSE, a female arousal gel.

Now, you didn’t think I would leave any of you out from all the licking, sucking and fucking did you? Because I think one of the great things about doing BlogHer@Home is the easy access to my partner for getting down and dirty. I mean how many of those people at BlogHer are going to have time for hawt sex! Not many. So the generous people at K-Y are allowing me to give away some of their great products to TWO fantastic, dynamic, very sexy BlogHer@Home readers. You will be getting not only the NEW K-Y KISSABLE SENSATIONS but also a K-Y YOURS+MINE lubricant.

To Enter: In the comments let me know where the most unusual place you have ever had a quickie, before or after kids. A winner will be announced next Thursday, same time and place, so you have until Wednesday to get your entries in.

Disclosure statement: This posting comments on products sent to me, Beautiful Wreck, on behalf of K-Y Brand to facilitate my review. They are also the sponsor of this giveaway.

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