so, in my 3 years of blogging, i’ve written only one sex post for a website a while back. ONE. i popped my cherry and posted a story about my very first experience in a sex shop. the post was saucy, complete with madonna references and ending with one of my besties buying the bullet for me… since she was responsible for popping my sex shop cherry.

that being said, here i am, with an orgasmic GIVEAWAY FOR YOU!!!

the only bootay the BlogHer in NYC attendees will be receiving the weekend of the conference will be if spectacularly sexay sleepovers take place.

those of us attending BlogHerAtHome… hehehe… BONUS!!!

and whether you are one who will be at your computer with bated breath to see mah bewbies (sorry to disappoint, i only save that for BHAH video conference meetings) or one who will be checking in with us throughout the weekend and then taking a break for some nookie, i can assure you, this giveaway will satisfy.

take it from the “almost” virginal sex poster.

enough of my bullshit… here are the details…

the ever-so-luscious Maniacal Mom is offering a generous gift basket containing the following goodies…

1. Fireworks, edible body lotion
2. RomantaTherapy Alluring Body lotion
3. Pure Instinct Perfume
4. Bullet
5. Nipple Nibblers
6. Mini Locking Toy Box (can’t be purchased on the site as this is normally only available for hostesses of Passion Parties total worth of this prized package (hehe… “package”) = $112.00 (before taxes)

so in order to win, submit pictures of your bewbies, we ask you to do the following… you will receive one entry for each (so 4 possible entries)…

• leave a comment below, telling us why you want/NEED this lusciousness in your life and/or your plans to use said contents should you find yourself to be the lucky weiner winner.
• head over to our generous donor’s site, scope out the goods, and comment us back here, letting us know of one thing you would want from her site to improve your sex life.
• Follow BlogHer@Home and Maniacal Mom on Twitter and leave us a comment saying that you do
• of course, tweeting out this post and sharing the love. don’t forget to comment back here with the link of your tweet puhlease.

should you come up empty-handed, fear not, you can visit her website and indulge in your own way.

so… jump on it, and let’s get this booty call party started!!!

**the fine print**

Contest available to US & Canadian residents

Please leave one comment per entry please.  Duplicate entries will be deleted.

Contest closes June 18,2010 @ 5pm EST

Winner will be drawn from all eligible entries by a random number generator

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UPDATE:

We have a winner from Maniacal Mom’s generous awesome giveaway of redonkulously awesome toys!

The winner is…

*drum roll*

@nannyanya!   Congratulations!  Please email or DM me your address so we can get you your goodies.

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