that @PrincessJenn of our’s…  i tell ya what…  if you missed her drunken tweets last night, shame, shame, shame on you!  my gut (which seems to be growing exponentially these days) tells me that last night was just a preview of the awesomeness that makes our jenn the ultimate drunken princess come BlogHer@Home weekend.

ah, how i love her…

i digress…  there is business to attend to and it’s important business.  very important.  extremely important.  and that important business is the business of HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ALL GOING TO WORK OUT?!?  like really…  logically speaking, how are jenn and i, and many others going to actually pull this stunt off and truly BlogHer@Home.

i can’t help but laugh as i write this because i’m actually not going to be at home that weekend.  i will be in birmingham, alabama for my college roommate’s wedding.  the laptop will come with, so that i can check in, tweet, blog, etc…  but i won’t be actually lounging in my pjs with 14 of sara’s drinks like the rest of you bitches.

funny story: um, the night that jenn and i tweeted about creating BlogHer@Home, i was drunker than dammit.  i was all “hell yeah, let’s party on the web and rock out like BlogHer groupies” only without the stress, anxiety, shopping trips, etc that comes with actually attending BlogHer, like in person.  so i got all visionary about it, and she got all techy about it… and i continued to drink about it.  and the next morning i looked at my calendar.  and realized i had a wedding to attend.

the following question has been posed by the lovely @agentninety9 and it dawned on me that some others might actually be wondering how jenn and i are going to pull this off…

so, let’s get to the nitty gritty…  while i will be in wedding attire (no, i’m not a bridesmaid THANK GOD) that is kick-ass and yes i will post pics because my bewbies will be lookin’ mighty fine…  those of you at home, truly attending BlogHer@Home should consider wearing one or all of the following…

• your birthday suit: c’mon, you’re goina be piss drunk anyway and then you won’t have to take anything off for bathroom breaks.
• pjs: always in style, allows you to go sans bra so that you can flash us at any point in time throughout the weekend.
• hot dress: ok, fine… if you’ve been to BlogHer… like the real one… before, then fine, break out your hotness and wear your cleavage-enticing, panty-less wonder of a hot dress that’s sat in your closet since last year’s BlogHer.
• a baby: i realize there are nursing moms who will be tuning in to BlogHer@Home that weekend, so if you wanna strap on the babe who suckles so sweetly at your breast, feel free… feel fuckin’ free my friends.

the sky is the limit, folks.  make-up, no make-up…  greasy hair cuz you can’t stand up in the shower to wash it due to your drunkenness…  or hair that looks like that silly mom with the babies-a-plenty on the Suave commercial.  (no, they didn’t pay me to say that).  come as you are!!!

another business matter is time-zones…  you tweeps are everywhere.  i will be on central time in good ol’ alabama, but we’ve got west coasters, canadians, east coasters, drunk coasters (oh wait, that’s not right).  anyway…  let’s brainstorm in the comments section of this post and get some ideas stirrin’ up on how we can chat, skype, etc…

if you have ideas on how jenn and i can set up a chat network or feed at certain times on certain days, throw it out there.  BlogHer@Home is for all of us, so the more input we can get to pull this shit off, the better.

ok, this post was exhausting to write…  who’s got a drink for me?  oh yeah, and don’t forget to comment below about jenn’s drunkenness…  *cough cough* i mean the important biznass at hand…

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